if i had a time machine, that would be fresh

my friend aileen made a time machine

but was keen on keeping it shiny clean

to travel back in time had always been my dream

so i hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like ween

ad 33 maybe you would see me

telling jesus his friend judas was untrustworthy

you think that's fresh? well just you'd wait

i'd battle rap chaucer in 1388. i'd tell lincoln in 1865

going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise

in 1963

i'd make jfk's day

i'd say

before you go to dallas