if i was a bar

i'd have an all-night happy hour

with the coldest beer in town

la-z-boys for bars stools

and taps that don't run out

i'd have every kinda whiskey

and that one red wine you don't like

the kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside

if i was a bar

i'd be a beer can dive

i'd have a little buzz in my neon light

i'd have a saw dust floor and a cover band playin'

with a fiddle and a steal guitar

i wouldn't have this broken heart

wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

i wouldn't befallen this apart

if i was a bar

i'd have a songs you hated jukebox

for all my friends to sing

and every game that's ever played

on way too big tvs

i'd have your picture on the dart board

and let your ex's drink for free

if i was a bar that's the kind of bar i'd be

if i was a bar

i'd be a beer can dive

i'd have a little buzz in my neon light

i'd have a saw dust floor and a cover band playin'

with a fiddle and a steal guitar

i wouldn't have this broken heart

wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

i wouldn't be fallen this apart

if i was a bar

if i was a bar

i'd be a beer can dive

i'd have a little buzz in my neon light

i'd have a saw dust floor and a cover band playin'

with a fiddle and a steal guitar

i wouldn't have this broken heart

wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

i wouldn't be fallen this apart

if i was a bar

i wouldn't be fallen this apart

if i was a bar

yeah