if i was dre
Singer:crooked i
if i was dr dre what the fuck would i say man?
i really ain't got shit to say
billion dollar business deals
i'd probably say some shit like this right here
will i change music again
that depends on what mood i'm in
smooth without using lubricant
til it give birth to a new class of music you niggas students in
they all wonder about that doc shit
jump in a mosh pit like the kings of leon
only thing i'mma be on is whatever i wanna hear me on
the same shit you know me for
the same shit these bitches blow me for
even that lonely whore that you thought was only yours
i'm on the same shit i was on before
and i got the thugs squeezing on they snub thinking
we doing it for the dollars
you're sleeping on the biggest threat
til i got your body of work bleeding on the internet
i'm sick as an emphysema patient
blowing smoke through the hole in his throat
even though it's in his neck
no other way to say this nigga
you fucking with the greatest nigga
and i got that quiet hush money
now shut the fuck up and pay this nigga
if i was dre i'd say some shit just like that
and then i say some shit like this
soon as they heard my footsteps
niggas start ducking and the button ain't even pushed yet
bitches heard i was coming back
and it made they puss wet
i ain't even tied up my chucks or lit up the kush yet
i ain't even told my adoring public
that i got something for 'em
and of course they gonna love it
and of course i'm regulatin' like nate
getting that paper like warren buffett
i'm pouring buckets of champagne
you rappers have to follow
it's my shoe print i left behind to guide the path for all you niggas
so i don't care what your people sold
he couldn't keep his soul
sold it for a piece of gold
the billboard is calling me grim reaper
because i put the album charts in a sleeperhold
when i switch into ether mode
getting money before you could read and write
i count it in the dark cause i get it faster than the speed of light
i keep winning without the bullshit
and i don't even need a mic
but if it's on then it's on
what if capone did a song
this impala rockin' wallabees
i'd say some shit like that
if i was dr dre i'd say some shit just like that
i'd say you niggas couldn't see a picture of me man
only competition is in the mirror
that's the only real talk
and then you know what i'd say before i leave?