if i was with a woman
Singer:ian dury
if i was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening
little things would slowly go askew
if i was with a woman i'd make her quite unhappy
specially when she did not want me to
if i was with a woman i'd make believe i loved her
all the time i would not like her much
if i was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled
i'd show her but i would not let her touch
if i was with a woman i'd never ask her questions
but if she did not want me to i would
if i was with a woman i'd offer my indifference
and make quite sure she never understood
if i was with a woman i'd threaten to unload her
every time she asked me to explain
if i was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish
the purity and depth of my disdain
no woman's coming close to me again
no woman's coming close to me again