if if was a 5th

uh!

uhh. i like that. yo

yo

yo

i never let my right ear know what my left ear done heard

my favorite beer right now is 211 steel reserve

if i had a choice to be an animal i'd be a bird

if i had a choice to be a plant

i'd be a herb

if i was in the jungle i'll be nothin humble

beat a anaconda down and give a lion a muzzle

i'll open up shop under a straw hut

instead of sellin bananas

i'd sell coconuts

for twenty bucks a pop

i can't stop

they'll be goin like hotcakes

man like ihop

i make an antenna out of a wishbone

and start my own cable service like i'm at home

talkin on my cellular phone

watchin the flintstones

me and my stable full of broads

me and my amazons

on house arrest for soliciting

selling sex

and distributing crevices

centerfolds who sex

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if if was a fifth

i'd be diggin in your girl

instead of lookin at her

and if we get hyphy when we want to

then you bust at everything that we run through

if if was a fifth

we'll all be drunk

and if this ain't the bump

then what? skippy's a punk

my folks in the pen be playin punk

my weeple down south in the sticks be sayin crunk

my dudes on the soil be pushin fins

but if you're tardy you probably won't even know what that is

uhh. i'm lookin at the ladies

i'm thinkin if she was a car

she would be a mercedes

i'm thinkin if she was pat benatar i could take her back to the 80's

hit me with your best shot