if it ain't free

ladies and gentlemen

homosexuals

lesbians and transvestites

i am your platter spinnin' poppa

your woofer whopper

your g-mosave from the mohave

sellin' weed out the alley of the anti-dope valley

rollin' like a tumbleweed through pimpville

pimpafornia

i'm the hungry hustler

afro mutha' fuckin'

givin' a shout out to all these parasites

these mosquitos

mosquite ho's

swarmin' around my water tryin' to suck me dry

but money come to hard to give it all to a broad

we all do stupid things payin' too much for pussy

don't have to be one of em'

so fellas

don't get pussy-whoopped

whoop that pussy

and we ain't talkin' bout all women

but if the maxipad fits

go ahead and wear it bitch

babay

you are the woman of my dreams

and i really want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team

you have a sense of humor you sexy and you smart

but when you tried to take my money

honey

you broke my fuckin' heart

i said baby

yeah

i need you to step on out my car

'cuz now i know exactly what you are

you gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe

if your pussy ain't free it's not for me

baby

(you know you fucked up

don't ya? you know you fucked up

don't ya? don't ya?)

you's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe

(n-n-no you'd you better not skip this song

you better

not skip this song)

if your pussy ain't free it's not for me

baby

(watchin' them male bashers ricky lake and queen latifah

so listen to this shit

biotch)

see

i finally figured out why these ho's be hoin'

pussy is the only thing a bitch got goin'

it must be sunday

'cuz you got no class

with the g-string goin' up the crack o'yer ass

yo

you didn't speak back when i spoke to you

why? do i look broke to you?

you put your head down

baby

then you pass me

you hit the dance floor and started dancin' nasty

and it's a trip when a stripper start to strip

all the home boys feel obligated to tip

baby

even though i love the way you grease your thighs

i'm savin' my money for some chile cheese fries

please

don't make me laugh ho

take yo gold diggin' hands off my afro

give you money for dancin'? come on

boo

i wouldn't give it to you

if you let me come on you

ooh

i never found a gold diggin' woman arousin'

i'm a stingy black boy from the year two thousand

payin' a broad is preposterous

unless you stick your dick down her esophagus

and even if you did that

you still a trick

you need to make the woman pay for your dick

you the one huffin'

you the one puffin'

she the one layin' there

ain't doin' nuthin'

and i bet you ate the pussy hopin' for good luck

nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked

bitch too busy

thinkin' 'bout

takin' all the money out yer bank account

so get out my cadillac

real slow

and go back home to your dil-do

if you're lookin' for a trick

miss gold digger

you need to go talk to a old nigga

you gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe

if your pussy ain't free it's not for me

baby

you's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe

(you know i ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone

you know what i'm sayin' cuz?)

if your pussy ain't free it's not for me

baby

man

this girl walked up to me the other day

i ain't even fuckin' her she want me to jeopardize my life

take her to the wrong neighborhood way across town

and got mad at me when i asked her for some

money for some gas in my cadillac

i told her like this eyea

bitch

i ain't playin'

it ain't like you my woman you know what i'm sayin'?

talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to take care of a woman

i told her like sugar free

i said now wait a minute baby

hold on

that's drama naw

naw

that's some shit you got from your mama

now i ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo head

talkin' 'bout take me shopping

i told her like be legit check this shit out

i say

hey man

i said hit me when your welfare check is comin'

and maybe we can go to the mall

or sumpin' punk bitch

(hey what's nate dogg tell them bitches man?

hey let me concentrate and say)

'cuz i-i-i have never met a girl

that i love

in the whole wide world

last night she sucked my dick

now she kissin' little man

won't he suck my dick and let's cut out the

middleman

man

man

man

man

man

man

man