if jesus drove a motor home

if jesus drove a motor home

i wonder would he drive pedal to the metal

or real slow? checking out the stereo. cassette

playing bob dylan

motivation tapes. tricked up winnebago

with the tie-dye drapes. if jesus drove a motor home. if jesus

drove a motor home

and he come to your town

would you try to talk to him? would you follow him around? honking horns at

the drive thru. double-parking at the mall. midnight at the waffle house - jesus eating eggs with ya'll. if jesus drove a

motor home. buddha on a motorcycle

mohammed in a train. here come jesus in the passing lane. but everybody smile

'cause

everybody's grooving. ain't nothing like the feeling of moving with a bona fide motorized savior. now if we all drove

motor homes

well maybe in the end

with no country to die for

we could just be friends. one world as our highway. ain't

no yours or my way. we'd be cool wherever we roam - if jesus drove a motor home.