if you ain't lovin' (you ain't livin')

well

if you got a cadillac

boy

and a forty room shack

boy

a bucket full of money

and a tree full of honey. but if you gettin' no huggin'

no smoochin' or a muggin'

well

if you ain't lovin'

then you ain't livin'. well

if you're ridin' on the gravy train

instead of walkin' down lovers lane

you can't make hay

boy

you're goin' the wrong way

boy. you gotta get a little honey

for it's better than money

well

if you ain't lovin'

then you ain't livin'. well

if they call you a big big man

'cause you got a lot of bottom land

if you're kin to the president

and if you help run the government. but if you get no attention

you better off on a pension

for if you ain't lovin'

then you ain't livin'. well

if you got a string of long long cars

and you're smokin' them four-bit cigars

well

you ain't so well to do

unless you get a little coochy coo. it takes a little of smackin'

or your life is a lackin'

well

if you ain't lovin'

then you ain't livin'.