if you handle the merchandise

when i got home from work you called and said that you'd be late

for me not to worry none that you'd be home by eight

the material that you've been a lookin' at will make any man's blood rise

consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

i've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her

i just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think i don't care

the goods you're tryin' to feel of i've seen you reach for twice

consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

that line of goods you're a sellin' is somethin' i won't buy

guess you think she's a bargain cause she's got them bedroom eyes

you'll get what you've bargained for and i ain't a gonna tell you twice

consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

i've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her

i just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think i don't care

the goods you're tryin' to feel of i've seen you reach for twice

consider me gone if you handle the merchandise