if you think there's something

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

i don't care what i look like

i don't care what you think

because i know these things are not important

they're just material and ink

i like things comfortable

and i like things that look real good

i don't care about the cut

it is enough

if it's smooth and not too rough

if you think there's something

could it be that there's not?

if you think there's something

is there or is there not?

if you think there's something

it can be that there's not

so if you think there is something

something that there is not

ooh-ooh

perhaps a pair of trousers

or a band that plays rock

if you think there's something

could it be that there's not?

if you think there's something

is there or is there not?

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

dodgy instrumental break. that fine physique

that pretty face

lights up his fantasies - puts them in place

oh what's his stance

where is he coming from?

we try to follow but he's gone

if you think there's something

could it be that there's not?

if you think there's something

is there or is there not?

if you think there's something

it can be that there's not

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

if you think there's something

perhaps and maybe not

if you think there's something

can we agree there's not?

if you think there's something

and we say that there's not

if you think there's something.