Impressed

Romeo and Juliet

Louis and Mlle. Antoinette

Napoleon and Josephine

Mickey and the Rodent Queen

Antony and Cleopatra

Nicholas and Alexandra

Ken and Barbie

Dick and Jane

Well

Superman and Lois Lane

I am not impressed

I love you the best

(Not impressed)

I am not impressed

Just a bunch of losers

A lot of fools

Long list of victims

Oh

not all that cool

We've got nothing in this world

To live up to

I'll never kill you

this I swear

Then kill myself just to be fair

I'll never need another queen

We'll never face the guillotine

Love is patient

love is kind

Doesn't poison baby's wine

Isn't jealous or provoked

Doesn't quit or give up hope

Oh-oh-oh

I am not impressed

I love you the best

(Not impressed)

I am not impressed

Just a bunch of losers

A lot of fools

Long list of victims

Oh

not all that cool

We've got nothing

To live up to

I am not impressed

Long list of victims

I am not impressed

Long list of victims