i'm happily married with a house and three mistresses
even with the beard i'm not as hairy as my sister is
and all the girls i know got the big big breasteses
i got a ten story mansion on the beach
with a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of robin leach
that to me paris hilton is poor white trash
i take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year
if people piss me off i can make 'em disappear
every time i sneeze i get a feature on the news
the reporter says gesundheit" and hilarity ensues