internet porn

back in the not-too-distant past

when i would need a quick repast

or a temporary break from my agenda

off to the bedroom i would head

pull out the playboy from 'neath the bed

and sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda

my alternatives were slim

if i tried to find another source for sin

i'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local video store

but last month i finally made the call

i got a brand new cable modem installed

and it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of internet porn

roman orgy scenes

dominatrix queens

girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep

gross anatomy

pam and tommy lee

when you're given so much to choose from

who has time to sleep?

after my girlfriend goes to sleep

then i get out of bed and down the hall i creep

so i can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3: 00 or 4: 00

you'll always find me in that same tableau

silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow

and absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of internet porn

barely legal teens

naughty figurines

geriatric german grandmas spanking spanish men

erotic asian art

guys with extra parts

i don't think i'm ever going to see the sun again

there's my neighbor's mom

bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs

maison l'esclavage

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every kind of smut from every corner of the earth