intro (da la soal is dead)

hello boys and girls. welcome to your de la soul readalong storybook!

when you hear this sound.that means turn the page. and now we begin our exciting adventure of. de la soul is dead. - oh my god

vanilla ice. - he's so fly!

- the boy is so good. - did you see his body?

- he could dance too. - he could. - he's better than any rapper i ever seen!

- and plus his dancers!

- he's so jammin'!

yo

what's up?

yo

jeff

where you been

man?

guess what i just found

i just found a de la soul tape in the garbage. for real? let's hear it!

no!

aww

be like that!

what's up

cocksnot? how ya doing

buddy?

cocksnot? you gonna let him call you that? sucker!

leave me alone!

what do we have here?

nothing!

listen

you little arsenio hall gum having punk!

oooh! you let him call you arsenio! oooh!

i want the tape!

it's mine!

oh

he played you! jeff's getting played! jeff! jeff! bodyslam him

jeff!

now! i've got the new de la soul tape! hey dicksnot

buttcrust

get over here!

what's up baby?

coolin'!

i just got this de la soul tape

man

slamming. where's the box? the box!

so

yo

let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!

i got the bidox

let's do this like brutus!

28. for those who have all four answers correct

you will recieve

a specially selected grand prize. thanks

and goodnight

for three feet

high and rising

this is don newkirk.