invasionist

eminem

i've got a riddle

what's little and talks big

with midget arms and creamy white filling in the middle

that'll do anything to throw dirt on my name

if it means walking the whole mediterranean

is he an albanian

armenian

iranian

tazmanian

no it's dave

raymond and oh

osorio

so sorry whoa

but that was a long time ago

when i was just joe shmo

rapping in joe blow's basement

i apologized fo' it before

so

either accept it or you don't

and let's move on

if i ain't shown that i've grown

then get the bone

keep licking these nuts

you industry mutts

keep walking around sniffing each other's butts

or should i say asses?

what would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses?

the question i ask is. how can i explain this?

how can i swing this

in english language?

if i switch to slang and turn mayn to mayn

do i do it in vain

or simply to entertain?

am i being real or am i being fake

am i just a fraud or am i truly genuine

or am i caught up in this hot water

woady on my daughter i told you i love this culture

don't let em insult ya

i'ma tell you one more 'gain

this is the environment that i was brought up 'in

but every now and 'then

i use my 'pen

to get rid of some frustration

or should i say shon

is it just another one of my subliminal ways of racism?

your face is numb

you're stunned you look as cold

like that of a man who's 70 some years old

and it only gets colder

which is why i understand

i can't be mad at a forty four year old fan

with a chip on his shoulder

who only owns half of a magazine

and the only way to have it seen

is to put me on the front of it again

only thing that makes him grin

is to see me frown

papa can't stand me

papa needs to take his medication and sit the *** down

in his new chair that goes round and round

that he bought from new money in his bank account

that i get him every issue when the thang comes out

sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out

and let his black side arm wrestle his white side

yell apartheid loud enough that he might slide

he might find someone dumb enough who might ride

but ain't nobody over here buying two white guys

disguised as pro-black there's no slack for a hartford college grad

in a fitted hat and a hunch back

standing by the clearance coat rack

in some old slacks and some rso throwbacks

yeah

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