iran so far

they say true love comes only once in a lifetime

and even though we're from opposite ends of the earth

my heart tells me you're the one for me

mahmoud

i remember when it started

saw you on the news

you were hatin' gays

i was eatin' food

i was feelin' you

and even though i disagree with almost everything you say

you ain't wrong to me

so strong to me

you belong to me

like a very hairy jake gyllenhaal to me

mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest

my mind says no but my body says yes

nuclear threat

the only threat i see

is the threat of you not coming home with me

our love for each other's like when atoms collide

i can't express how i feel

ey yo adam

let's ride

and iran

iran so far away

is your home

but in my heart you'll stay

he ran for the president to iran

we ran together to a tropical island

my man mahmoud is known for rilin'

smilin'

if he can still do it then i can

they call you weasel

they say your methods are medieval

you can play the jews

i can you jim caviezel

s&m

nestlin' when we're wrestlin'

you could be the port that i park my vessel in

so i try to mute the tv but you can still see me

with your sleepy brown eyes

butter pecan thighs

and your hairy butt

yeah. and iran

iran so far away

come home

and in my arms you'll stay

i used to look at the stars and dream

'round the world same stars were seen

and a twinkle in your eyes

mahmoud

talk smooth to me

without a tie

your pants high-waisted

damn so fly

we could take a trip to the animal zoo

and laugh at all the funny things that animals do

like eugene you got me straight trippin'

boo

hope you look in my eyes and say i'm trippin' too"