it's all about the pentiums

Singer:weird al yankovic

it's all about the pentiums

baby

uhh

uh-huh

yeah

uhh

uh-huh

yeah

it's all about the pentiums

baby

it's all about the pentiums

baby

it's all about the pentiums!

it's all about the pentiums!

yeah

what y'all wanna do?

wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers

wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?

9 to 5

chillin' at hewlett packard?

workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?

yeah

payin' the bills with my mad programming skills

defraggin' my hard drive for thrills

i got me a hundred gigabytes of ram

i never feed trolls and i don't read spam

installed a t1 line in my house

always at my pc

double-clickin' on my mizouse

upgrade my system at least twice a day

i'm strictly plug-and-play

i ain't afraid of y2k

i'm down with bill gates

i call him money" for short