it's my belly button

i can't believe we've lived to be this old

and somehow we have never seen this hole

a little dent

with a little bit of lint

inside it

underneath this cotton tee

you've been hiding

it's time that we unwrapped this gift

let's bring back the male midriff

it's my belly button. my belly

belly button

i won't pretend like its nothing

'cause my belly

belly button's really

really something

something i wanna show to you

you should call me a seal

'cause i'm going full naval

i bedazzled it

i made a nugget dip. taste it!

hold up. fill the hole up with molten gold

mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet

potting soil. random seeds

douglas fir. sapling maple tree

these are gonna get massive

and absorb a lot of greenhouse gases

the fact is

we're helping the planet's health

wait. we carbon offset ourselves

so. we can cruise around in a big suv

and these tree's allow us to ride separately

let's continue this conversation

on our inefficient gas-powered phones

hey

i've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention

it's a fully functional do-it-yourself" miniature coal plant