it's okay to eat whale

irasshaimase! kyo no special wa kujira dazo!

yum

so daro hoshii daro kono kasu yaro

oh that whale though

yo

now what's better than the feeling of gutting the wild beast

beneath the earth sheets with the taste of mild beef

cuisine with the rice and soy oh boy

want to come up to the ocean run the deep with the boys

now whales

dolphins

narwhals

krills

the japs got a special set of skills that involves killing

we ain't chilling till we distribute the mercury

got msg and it's eating till it's hurting me yum

now that's food to die for

that's food to kill for

that's food to divide laws

i ain't saying shit you caught it for science

took a couple organs give the rest to the markets

ha! now that's harmless

except for the whale its got a harness

if the skins a little thicker than the rest of them

you can bet that america's gonna bless them

try to caress them so they can be the best men

clearly the way of our quotation specimens

despite spilling the oil like it was estrogen

despite killing the millions of middle eastern men

despite the decency to save another human being

waste time save creatures from the sea