you think it's cool to make me wait with bated breath for what you'll say
you think it's cool to be the overlord of all that you survey
you think it's clever being clever that you wear your fortune well
you think it's cool to be the foxy one
you think it's cool to be the comic
making cracks at my expense
you think it's cool to sit in judgement when i ain't got no defence
you think it's witty being witty when you know my tongue is tied
you think it's cool to be a prankster but your jokes are passing wide
it ain't cool to count your blessings one by one
it ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done
it ain't cool to claim your winnings when you poop on your beginnings
and another person's innings has begun
you think it's cool to be a sharpy as you cut me down to size
you think it's cool to brush aside the little people you despise
you think it's nifty being nifty
and you think you're no-one's fool
you think it's cool to hold your victim up to cruel ridicule
it ain't cool to be a cucker
it ain't cool to be a crut
it ain't cool to make your mucker
it ain't cool to think you're pucker
when you're tearing off a sheet
it ain't cool to make a sucker out of everyone you meet
it ain't cool to count your blessings one by one
it ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done
it ain't cool to do subtraction
when you're checking every fraction
now your little piece of action has begun