jack sparrow

guys

michael bolton is here

oh great

send him in. hey guys. hey

hi

thanks for coming

sorry i'm late

i got caught up watching a pirates of the caribbean marathon. have you seen those things?

oh yeah

yeah

those are

those are great. well

i checked out the track and i loved it. and i wrote you this big sexy hook i think you're gonna really dig. oh wow that's great

awesome. should we just lay it down?

boys

let's get to it. ungh

lonely island

michael bolton

{yeaaahh!}

together on the track

the boys are back

night starts now baby roll with us

chicks are snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. {rollin' up}

blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up

{yeah}

black card at the bar like i gives a fuck. {come on}

ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set

fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet

{yeah yeah}

three pound in my waist

shank in my sock

you either get cut

get stuffed or get shot. {this is the tale of captain jack sparrow

pirate so brave on the seven seas}

what?

{a mystical quest to the isle of tortuga

raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze}

yeah that was kinda weird

but we're back in the club

buying up the bar so the groupies show us love

{kiera knightley}

motherfucking ice-man

i'm the top gunner

heater on blast

i'm the number one stunner

{jack sparrow}

watch it girl cause i ain't your mr. nice guy"