jackpot the pimp (skit)

hey wassup!

with the ladies and gentlemen this evenin'

ya dig?

i'm jackpot the pimp steppin in fo a minute screamin at yall

ya dig

the one that taught the mac how to mac

and the one that taught superfly how to flap his muthafukin wings

yes in the flesh

its me jackpot the muthfukin pimp

i see some of you playas

got cha hoes walkin around

and they movin to muthafukin slow

the bitch must got bricks on her muthafukin feet

well check this out nigga

if you got a crease in ya muthafukin shoes

well ya walkin to much

and you aint no real pimp

man look

i got hoes who drive me around in the deville lac whit the muthafukin wheel on the back

and bitch im kickin my gators off

whit my feet on the mink mutha fukin rug

ya understand?

and ya got to understand this pimpin is real

ya dig

nigga i eat sleep and breath pussy muthafuka

fuck the stock market

im down whit the cock market

ya dig?

niggas talkin bout dis a drought

nigga it aint no drought

im bringin them hoes in

and im bringin them hoes out

bitch ya need to be all you can be

but this aint the u.s. navy

bitch this the u.s pay me

i got 22 bitches coast to coast bring me 10 cent a muthafukin week

lets do the math thats 10 g's times 52

thats over a

half a million dollars a year. bitch 'cum herre!