jailhouse rap

in jail

in jail

in jail

in jail

without no bail

in jail

we're in jail because we failed

in jail

in jail

without no bail

in jail

we're in jail because we failed

now there was just one day that i will never forget

i got jailed for something that i'll always regret

it was twelve o'clock

midnight and i wanted a snack

so i headed downstairs

thought the fridge was packed

but when i opened the door

what did i see?

the back of the fridge staring right at me

i thought to myself i could almost die

then an image appeared

a pizza pie

so i put on adidas

headed out the door

as i pictured myself eating more and more

but the store was closed

i busted into a rage

so i went to the crib and got my twelve-gauge

ran back to the shop

busted won the door

and all i saw was pizza galore

so i stuffed my face

i couldn't even walk

i couldn't laugh

smile

shake

giggle

wiggle

or talk

so i fell asleep with my face in my plate

and the next thing you know

i was headed upstate

in jail

in jail

without no bail

in jail

we're in jail because we failed

in jail

in jail

without no bail

in jail

we're in jail because we failed

well

kool rock is my name

last part is -ski"