i know what you're thinking
there's safety in numbers
i know what you're thinking
there's safety in numbers
keeping a lonely vigil while the girls all have a ball
the stories come out thick and fast
there's frank du preze on the flying trapeze
finally come down to earth
good ol' chris the contortionist
dear ol' merle the strip-tease girl
and the ol' magician has disappeared
still up to his old tricks
well the gag man's been gagged
and the straight man's gone straight
the mime artiste too clever for words