well i drink beer and i smoke pot
and i've thrown punches in a parking lot
i don't dance but damn
the girls still dance with me
i've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
i'm half in the bed by half past 5
hell why would i sleep at night when i'm living the dream
i'm a beer pong champ and a flip cup king
who's no longer welcome at the dairy queen
no shoes
no shirt
no more dipped cones for me
i share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners
with the girl i date that i met on tinder
i can't call her love but i can call her anytime i want
'cause i drink beer and i smoke pot
and i've thrown punches in a parking lot
i don't dance but damn
the girls still dance with me
i've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
i'm half in the bed by half past 5
hell why would i sleep at night when i'm living the dream
i throw parties on the weekend that are second to none
brought to you in part by my college fund
keg-stands
40 hands and neighbors call the cops again
i only smoke when i drink but i drink everyday
my only worry in the world is getting myself laid
it's a damn near miracle i don't already have a kid
'cause i drink beer and i smoke pot
and i've thrown punches in a parking lot
i don't dance but damn
the girls still dance with me
i've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
i'm half in the bed by half past 5
hell why would i sleep at night when i'm living the dream
'cause i drink beer and i smoke pot
and i've thrown punches in a parking lot
i don't dance but damn
them girls they still dance with me
i've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive
i'm half in the bed by half past 5
now why would i sleep at night when i'm living the dream
well why would i sleep at night when i'm living the dream