james bond

she wants to be your james bond

she wants to be your james bond

well

it's not for a price and it's not to be nice

she wants to be your james bond

she wants to be your james bond

she wants to be your james bond

she might stand in your way

but still she'll save the day

she wants to be your james bond

she walks like him

talks like him too

she can suss out the spy

even if it's you

she trusts no one

not even herself

she makes no sudden moves

chalks it up to stealth

she wants to be your james bond

she wants to be your james bond

well

it's not for a price and it's not to be nice

she wants to be your james bond

she wants to be your james bond

she wants to be your james bond

she might stand in your way

but still she'll save the day

she wants to be your james bond

nuts melt in her mouth

but not in her hand

no need to figure it out

she just likes m&ms

sweet to the taste

bitter in the gut

'cause she fills them up

with you know what

she will not be shamed

she will not be blamed

when she confuses a tune

she blames it on you

screaming

you're insane