jane ii

- hello hello

may i speak to the e?

- this is me. is this the doctor m.d.?

yo p it's kinda early

who's there laverner and shirley?

is it kate and allie

or some other girlie?

well anyway

yo p you know i'm lazy

callin me this time of hour you must be crazy

- excuse me

but i'm sorry e double

it's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble

throw on your coat jump in your benz and come over

- why p?

- yo

i think jane is on my sofa

- what?

- last night i was all alone

cold watch the boob tube

because my fuse was blown

picked up the bat phone

to drop a line to you

maybe 10:15

or maybe 10:22

- where was i?

- i don't know

you wasn't there

threw on the link rolex watch and fresh gear

i grabbed my key

along with the cash flow

shifted out the door to the local disco

- where'd you go

not to that ran down pub

- hell no. i was coolin at a club

it was spanish night

so i was drinkin' molta

threw on a little tango

plus a little salsa

seen a fly girl

standin next to me

so i slid over to her very non-chalantly

she was def

body perfectly fit

she was packin

a 300-e with the kit

i said

kitten