jesus is my girlfriend

look at my hands

they're all over you

my rusty nails stuck to you like glue

my arms around you

like audio tape

got a little red horn hidden underneath this cape

it's not dirty

it's not rude

i'll go to kuwait if i wanna get wanna get crude

it's not filthy

it's not lewd

i wanna be famous just so i can get sued

guess who's my girlfriend

yeah

it's jesus

she's my girlfriend

wanna know who my boyfriend is

no

nought out of ten

jesus ain't a man

she's my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend

it's not drink

it's not food

it's a man in a shuttle with a tube

i can't fly

so what

i can't cook

can't even catch a tune with a hook

i've been to hong kong

and south dakota

in a little wood plane

without a motor

got a girl in bed

when i took it further

where

jamaica?

no

i coaxed her

ha

ha!

it's not dirty

it's not rude

i'll go to kuwait if i wanna get wanna get crude

it's not filthy

it's not lewd

i wanna get famous just so i can get sued

i love her

my girlfriend

i love her

my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend

jesus is my girlfriend