jesus was a democrat

jesus christ didn't have blue eyes or blond hair

he looked just like all those people that you want to kill

spin your hell into a heaven you can sell

make it look like california with a bible belt

jesus didn't look like the boy next door

unless you live in palestine

i wonder what you mean by the golden rule

i think it is a scary play on words

i wonder what they taught you back in sunday school

i bet you think of him

as a nice clean long haired republican

nah

he would be all locked up in guantanamo bay

if he were alive today

he would have been a revolutionary

wanted by the cia

i picture him in all the wrong places

finding diamonds in the dirt

a star of david tattoo

and a che t-shirt

jesus christ was a left wing radical jew

murdered by people like you

if jesus was a democrat like the bible says he was

i don't think he's going to want to take the blame

for all the awful things you say and do in his name

if jesus was alive he would be sad to see

that it is no different than it used to be

someday he's going to call you out

i am pretty god damned sure. he is going to be angry

he is going to be angry

you want to know what i think?. i think jesus would have been a card carrying liberal

if he was a young man born in the usa

he would not be fiscally conservative"