Singer:rick springfield
jesus was an atheist
he was a friend of mine
we hooked up in temple
back in roman palestine
we became friends
it was the best of both worlds
i was good at stealing silver
he was good at bullyin' girls
he said they're going to kill me
when we go out smokin'
i thought he meant the cigarettes
but jesus wasn't jokin'
mary was a pragmatist
and virgin rolled in one
one day she said to joseph
joe