jewsbar

yo

i got a business opportunity for you

what's good

bro?

alright

well

we're family

right?

eh

kinda

i mean you call me bro all the time

that's why we're family

okay

if you wanna go with that

i need thirty-five thousand dollars

what?

well

okay

let me

let me rephrase that

i would like thirty-five thousand dollars

i would like thirty-five thousand fuckin' dollars too

fuck is you tellin' me for?

great

so we're all on the same page

yeah

awesome

okay

okay

so here's the business opportunity

what? what the fuck are y'all talkin'

so you know how you have juices for life?

well

what if it was jews's for life?

and that got me thinking

what if we started a cult?

and

like

we don't have to call it a cult

it could just be a gathering of friends

it could be

uh

a-a a monday service

ooh

that's a bar

a jews's bar

yeah

what the fuck are y'all talkin' about?

i'm talkin' 'bout thirty-five thousand dollars

jews's? i'm not even jewish

then why are you called the lox?

well

i'm kind of jewish

but not

what the fuck are y'all talkin' about?

we talked to jadakiss

he said that he's in as long as you give the thirty-five thousand dollars

what? jadakiss is already in and the thirty-five thousand is comin' from me?

thank you

you finally get it