johnny come lately
avalon, mickey
struttin' down the strip like an elephant
trunks so tight they about to split
in my low low dropping like a mexican
walk the track like an alleycat
marlboro reds and some cognac
pogo stick in my polo pants
rocking a leather sport coat with the shoulder pads
i'm down here on the street like master p
if you want to go on a date with me
you're gonna have to pawn your jewellery
the ladies get hot when they see my cock
what? don't think it will fit? white boy with a black mans dick
cooling on the corner tryna count my cash
two doors down from the laundry mat
motel 6 won't have me back
so we fogged up the windows in my pontiac
rolling in the ghetto like a bowling ball
running my mouth like an open door
one day i'll paint my masterpiece but until then my life's a catastrophe
what? catch me if you can around the school in a minivan
spittin' my flow like a gigolo
cooking up meth in a motor home
i used to be loyal to a 9-to-5 but that aluminum foil changed my life