no one can take our freedom
i wanna chill with my homie
in the boonies of wyoming
and see a tv and a harrison a-moping
number one on my bucket list
oh no jimmy buffett's pissed
lets scream at each other
til we both have heart attacks
tell melissa and calysta that we'll miss 'em
as we can carry in our hand
we'll find a secret teepee
in the far reaches of the ranch
where you keep a secret box
that has got a secret stash
let's regard little henry
i wanna get stoned with indiana jones
i wanna get bored with harrison ford
i wanna get high for 6 days and 7 nights
don't ask me why but the sky seems really nice
lets feed horses to our carrots
and never call our parents
lets never do our errands
let me cross this off my bucket list
you can force 10 from navarone
you can say i didn't kill my wife
no clear and present danger to our teepee in the shade
we'll get so fucking baked its like were running on a blade
call this our last crusade
we can get sean connery stoned
we can chill on monkey brains
and this bad news for nazis monkeys
so let's break out stinky skunk
cause getting drunk is a chore
i wanna get stoned with indiana jones
i wanna get bored with harrison ford
i wanna get high for 6 days and 7 nights
don't ask me why but the sky seems really nice