jose & mark

welcome back to sports chat i'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year

the bash brothers

at this point guys i think everyone knows who you are

but just in case

why don't you introduce yourselves

oh okay well

they call me joseeeeeeeee

and i'm mark

joseeeeeeeee

and i'm mark

go jose go oiled up like rambo

take the needle out my butt and hop in the lambo

th-the anabolics got me feelin' bionic

cause' you know i'm indestructible

i'm jose

i'm mark

you're a stud

and you're a thoroughbred stallion

necks laced up with the let's bash medallion

rollin' to hilltop mall to get a pager

got girls of every flavour

because we're in the majors

freaks hit up my skytel

i'll come mess up your maybelline

my beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine

k-k-kidney failure's just part of the game

we're not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name

they call me joseeeeeeeee

and i'm mark

joseeeeeeeee

and i'm mark

canseco

can make the hoes go low

slow mo for your bro and

1980 oh the year of the

the whole bay love me cause' i'm so bolo

speeding though san fran

got a pass from the popo

pumpin' my andros then wash 'em down with soco

try and touch my cherry curls i'll put you in a chokehold

hit the taco bell and drop the extra guacamolo

hotbox the whole lambo with pakalolo

and teach me that taekwondo though

well step into my dojo

cocaine fists cave your nose hole

they don't know though

we like samwise and frodo

but also like dorothy and toto

but way more swole bro

our bodies are loco that's why they're chanting

joseeeeeeeee

and i'm mark

joseeeeeeeee

my name is mark mcgwire i play first base

they call me joseeeeee

and i'm mark

joseeeeeeeee

and i'm m-m-m-m-mark