junior's farm
mccartney, paul
you should have seen me with the poker man
i had a honey and i bet a grand
just in the nick of time i looked at his hand
i was talking to an eskimo
said he was hoping for a fall of snow
when up popped a sea lion ready to go
down to junior's farm where i want to lay low
take me down to junior's farm
at the houses of parliament
ev'rybody's talking 'bout the president
we all chip in for a bag of cement
olly hardy should have had more sense
he bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence
all for the sake of a couple of pence
down to junior's farm where i want to lay low
take me down to junior's farm
take me down to junior's farm
take me down to junior's farm
i took my bag into a grocer's store
the price is higher than the time before
old man asked me why is it more
i said you should have seen me with the poker man
i had a honey and i bet a grand
just in the nick of time i looked at his hand
down to junior's farm where i want to lay low
take me down to junior's farm
down to junior's farm where i want to lay low
take me down to junior's farm
take me down to junior's farm