jussummen

well i'm the jibber jabber

jaw like shabba

ranks making bank

operating like trapper

john m.d. yea

that's what folks tell me

i plan on going far and be a star like marcus welby

so there

dear

uhum

you suit though

yes

i makes the ruckus

causing ruckus like menudo

or judo

i kicks it

i throws them when i gamble

and when i swings my thing

i take a swing like mickey mantle

but um

i got more flavors than a pack of now and laters

beg your pardon

mr. keebler

but i love vanilla wafers

see

i got it going on cause of the songs that i write

i got it going on cause my crew is nuff hype

plus i zitz em

i zamz em

i grams em like zorro

i shop at d'agastino for a bag of stella d'oro

breadsticks

oh yes it's the books plus three

of my cousins

crazy drazy

a-blitz and d

cause we're

jussumen that's on the mic. yiggity yes

back up

i just come like shaka

zulu

i pop like orville redenbacher

when i'm proper

i dibbity dibble dabble with my winnings

i drop a def jam as if my name was russell simmons

i'm funky

spunky

i clock bread like wonder

i'll jump up and flex

make you think i'm jane fonda

i shiggity slam rito

i'm laidback like tito

i good gots 'nuff wisdom like mama montigo

amigo

se puente? yes i can samba

i'm known like gerardo

sheesh

ay caramba

the jibbity jibba jammage

always with the hippity houser

i gots crazy smarts like that kid doogie howser

so cool out

purno

i burn you no jive

i wickity wax that scalp like alberto v.o. five

diggity damn right half pint

i taste great like bud lite

i'm well known like spike or walter cronkite

cause we're

jussumen that's on the mic. check it

one for the money

two for the show

thunder

thunder

thundercats

ho!

yep

i got my moms

i got my girl

i got my friends

in the states i'm making dollars

in japan

i'm making yens

with the new style

meanwhile

my real name is william

i'm quick to break a slut like donald trump can break a million

or zillion

i kills 'em

i watches all my children

i'm hard as plymouth rock

you silly schmuck

just ask the pilgrims

i was strong from the get go

i'm not lou ferringo

i never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo

like chico

i'm the man

yes indeed

i got the smart

so

when i take a stand

just take a seat like rosa parks

some tomato

tomahto

baloney

bologna

i use to fraggle rock ya but now i fraggle stone ya

a loner

i can't swim

i'm laughing in my hoodie

and i get down and boogie-oogie-oogie

cause we're

jussumen that's on the mic. i'm like slick rick the ruler but i'm cooler than a calvin

my mom's name is june

my pops name is alvin

i'm not your curt gowdy but i'm outtie

sayonara

so hit the road jack so i can welcome back kotter

i figgity flash the ill shit

i flips them when i get them

i chills with the books now i'm paid out the rectum

no comp

i stiggity stomp em all out like sasquatch

i'm deep

no steep

i'll make you wanna join backwash

i diggity drops a jam and now i'm slamming like madonna

i gave a crewcut to sinead o'connor

your honor

i'm bad to the bone

word is bond

cause me and mrs. jones

we got a thing going on

yes i am

my gibitibibity bedroom will not end

'til the diggity cows come home

take the gitney again

cause it's crazy

so give it a rest toots

don't you know me

i go from ten to two just like ivan roni

cause we're

jussumen that's on the mic.