just drunk enough

i knew it would happen someday

but i never thought that it'd be tonight

then you walked into the bar

with your new mr.right

with that big ol'chip on my shoulder

and johnny walker making me see red

i decided i'd walk right on over

and pour him a beer

on his head

and i know i'll regret this tomorrow

it's just another cross that i'll have to bear

i'm sober enough to know better

but i'm just drunk enough not to care

i know it's not my proudest moment

but when he swung at my face and just missed

i decided there and then i'd introduce his chin

to my right fist

then i tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend

said darlin' you should look nice