kansas city star

got a letter just this morning

it was postmarked omaha

it was typed and neatly written

offering me this better job

better job and higher wages

expenses paid and a car

but i'm on tv here locally

and i can't quit

i'm a star

i come on the tv grinning

wearing pistols and a hat

it's a kiddy show and i'm a hero of the younger set

i'm the number one attraction in every supermarket parking lot

i'm the queen of kansas city

no thanks omaha

thanks a lot

kansas city star

that's what i are

yodelee-da-lady

you ought to see my car

i got a big old cadillac with wired wheels

i got rhinestones on my spokes

i've got credit down at the grocery and my barber tells me jokes

i'm the number one attraction in every supermarket parking lot

i'm the queen of kansas city

no thanks omaha

thanks a lot

kansas city star

that's what i are

ha-delee-da-lady

you ought to see my car

i drive a big old cadillac with wired wheels

i got rhinestones on the spokes

i've got credit down at my grocery store

and my barber tells me jokes

i'm the number one attraction in every supermarket parking lot

i'm the queen of kansas city

no thanks omaha

thanks a lot

i'm the queen of kansas city

no thanks omaha

thanks a lot

i'm the queen of kansas city

no thanks omaha

thanks for nothing