karma is a female dog

well

i tried to write an honest song

about lyin' and gettin' cheated on

and i'll keep it clean cause mama taught me right

still some of us here in this world

are too polite and nice'a girls

to say the dapper things here on my mind

like how he left me like a fool

and that he used a dirty garden tool

and i was just so in love with that richard-head

so everybody sing along

cause karma's a female dog

well

karma

one day's gonna haunt ya

and i wanna see it bite ya

on your behind

so everybody that's been done wrong

well come on and sing along

cause karma's a female dog

well

i'll never say this to his face

i'll just go write it on myspace

and pray that it's a hit on radio

but i thought all you girls should know

that he's a no good donkey hole

and i'm gonna do what he did done to me

that piece that starts with an s" and ends with a "hit"