ken kaniff (skit)

call this motherfucker

ohh fuck yeah

give 'im a piece of my mind. a piece of my ass

thanks for waiting

this is

may i help you?

oh thank you

i need to make a collect call

what number?

ohhh

the number's 62

at the tone

please say your name

kennith kaniff.from connecticut

automated piece of shit

yo

hey there cockboy

who's this?

this is ken kannif

who?

ken kannif from connecticut

ya little bitch

from connecticut?

yean you wanna get a. i don't know nobody in connecticut

you wanna get a hotel room with me?

a hotel room?

yeah

you want me to lick your ass

eminem!?

ha. yo

wh

who is this? cage?

hey

pa ha. you want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?

melt in your ass

ya little cockboy

he k-k-k-k

yo shut up you little bitch

oh you think i'm lyin huh?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha