kenosha, wi

i'm not afraid to grab the paintbrush when i see one

if i had to guesstimate i'd say my brain must weigh three tons

if your life sucks i'd suggest you demand a full refund

or speak to the store manager

modern yogis overdosed on zen pellets

i've got spam filters for emails from ben jealous

while you're in the club surrounded by those ten jerks

i'm hijacking public broadcasting networks

like v for vendetta

but i'm no hairy wizard alan moore

i'm occupying the massage chair in the discovery channel store

i have ample while these damn fools demand more

half man

half borg

tasked to rap more

faster

better

and blacker

who acts as your pastor

benevolent master

my mind's walls are a yellowing plaster

and i close my eyes to make them crack faster

24-bit eggplant will be analyzed

the dream i had yesterday and today: the dense forest turns into a shopping district

the happy and mundane world will vent their anger

this is not my beautiful house

this is not my beautiful wife

how did i get here?

if i knew ahead of time when rob would die

i don't think that i could tell him

and i might be a highlander

i might be an immortal

because i haven't died

and i'm paranoid that i'm an android with synthetic memories

what if these aren't my beliefs?

what if these aren't my beliefs?

i sat under the ceiling fan

and pondered the eternal

and then the infinite

and i thought of chris mccandless trying to live in it

and i thought of people who get tattoos to prove that they too can last forever

like these two imperfect hands could ever be capable of a grasp of the better

like sticks of imperial margarine

i built a mud hut on the margins

and then i marched in

with a whole code of ethics typed in martian

on tattered parchment

before departure on a battered starship

i used harry potter's wand as a conductor's baton when i choreographed the huddled mass of rapthink's groupthink

ask about it

if i wrote the greatest rap song

i wouldn't let you hear it

i wouldn't let you hear it

i wouldn't let you hear it

if i wrote the greatest rap song

i wouldn't let you hear it

i wouldn't let you hear it

i wouldn't let you hear it

if i wrote the greatest rap song

i wouldn't let you hear it

if i wrote the greatest rap song

i wouldn't let you hear it

if this was the greatest rap song

you wouldn't have heard it

you wouldn't have heard it

you wouldn't have heard it