killercrush

i wonder what the best thing is

to have a face or to have charm?

well

my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm

i'm not blind and i do have nose

but i don't wanna use it now

i rather try to follow my heart this time

good looks

it makes me nervous

i need someone who's not perfect. it's you

you're overweight and lovely

yes it's true

a pig in walking shoes

you drool every time we kiss

i must say you rule

i'm falling in love with you. i know that all those trendy girls

would leave me when i'm broke

and also be disgusted if i smoke

no joke. i don't need a model

unless she has a major body. just an ounce of human touch

i realize it's a killercrush

i'm dancing

i'm overjoyed. i took a chance on you cause i wanted some romance

to and now i'm happy as can be

cause this supersized woman means all to me.