kindergarten: the musical

check out my new yo-yo!

i think it's pretty sweet. it only costs a dollar!

my prices can't be beat!

i'll trade you for a hall pass!

i'll be your gorgeous wife!

i'll help you kill our teacher

with a giant

scary knife. see the blood

on the cart!

it's from us!

we're in juvenile jeopardy!

we're small

but we're smart!

let's unite

and we'll start a little kindergarten coup!

here's a vegan biscuit

cause i don't deal with meat. i got it from my boyfriend

cause he is oh-so-sweet!

peep this laser pointer!

i know

it's pretty sick!

hey! give me that

you tinker

or i'll kill you with this stick!

we're too young!

and too spry!

to be killed!

we're a teenybop battalion!

we know

we may die

but we still

gotta try a little kindergarten coup!

once a young student

was not very prudent

with where he dropped his slop!

so i went and grabbed him

and brutally stabbed him

with this here very mop!

well

i give gold stars

to kids who are

my special little rats!

although

if you make me

miss my break

i'll poison all you brats!

this is nugget's nugget

possessed by nugget's friends!

it signifies our friendship

and causes lives to end. i got this creepy paper

which i think might be a note-

oh

i love a good love letter!

shall we read what nugget wrote?

nugget says no!

we're all brats

in a bind!

cause our school

wants us for experiments!

we know

what we'll find

but we won't

be resigned to being kindergarten

tests!

to exploit!

now's our time!

we're an infantile infantry!

we're here

to destroy

this whole school!

so enjoy our little kindergarten coup!