kings of bellevue estates

now this is a tale that will explain

how our lives completely and suddenly changed

just take a seat and don't disembark

we'll tell you how we became the kings of a trailer park

we were born and reared in the hamptons

we spent a lotta time golfin' and glampin'

we had thought that our dad was a man of means

but it turns out he was runnin' a ponzi scheme

he got 15 years in the pen

and our mom became fond of klonopin

she said the both of us were just too much to handle

you're gonna live in mississippi with your uncle randall

we requested uber x on our phones

and it pulled up in a cloud of cheap cologne

we asked if we could uber to mississippi

he said as long as 5 stars is the rating you give me

we arrived at the park about 10 o'clock

uncle randall came out with his shotgun cocked

but when he saw it was us he gave us country fried steak

and we began our reign as kings of bellevue estates