kookies

one little evening alone home

end up with carpal tunnel syndrome

and here i am

known for giving heavy back aches

grown and living off of little debbie snack cakes

supposed to be checking e-mails

all i got is messages from ass-naked females

i don't know a jenny

she said it's free and i won't owe her a penny

and that's the last time i saw her

but thousands of more horrors on online gomorrah

and sodom

they got 'em with they curls out

and they got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts

i wonder what i owe her

for a whole box of caramel coconut samoa

okay honey

sweet dreams

now it's time to get serious like peek freans

a metal hand full

wipe it on the quilt

wife wake up and i'm kill't over spilt milk

locked in

looking at your picture

fully clothed winter and i right there with ya

thinking about the last time i split your wishbone

a man could only wish you could do the same till he get home

fat chance

at least he get snacks

that will have to do till a brother get back

until then

smack one-eyed jack

and hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack

that's three different flavors

chocolate

vanilla

and strawberry wafers

acting all hard

bout to get beat up

i'll show him what time it is once i get this sheet up

soon as he fell off the beat down

all i hear is

thirteenth cell