went to the fortune teller
had my fortune read
i didn't know what to tell her
i had a dizzy feeling in my head
took a look in my palm
she said son you feel kind of warm
she looked into a crystal ball
she said you're in love
how could that be so?
i thought of all the girls i know. she said when the next one arrives
that you'll be looking into her eyes
left there in a hurry
looking forward to my big surprise
the next day i discovered
that the fortune teller told me a lie
i hurried back down to that woman
as mad as i could be
i said i didn't see nobody
why had she made a fool out of me?
then something struck me
as if it came from up above
while looking at the fortune teller
i fell in love
now i'm a happy fellow
'cause i'm married to the fortune teller
and i'm as happy as we can be
and now i get my fortune told for free