la cantina

what's up man

nah

last night was the bomb homey

we got fucked up ey

but i woke up with the biggest fucking headache

hungover like a fucking bitch

i'm never drinking again homeboy

ha

yeah right

i usually wait till sunday to have my menudo

but it's saturday and i woke up all crudo

i think i had one too many shots of tequila

mira

i heard i made a toast to mi vida

left a big tip

mariachis took my grip

and the sad thing about it is i don't remember shit

wait a minute

bartender can you pass me a limon

and a nice cold tecate

thank you

simon

anyways

yesterday was the bomb all night long

getting drunk off my ass

bottoms up on the glass

presidente and coke

1800's no joke

had me feeling like i never felt before so pour some more

till i hit the floor or stumble out the door

and when the bar closes

it's time to hit the liquor store

drinking tecates

or cerveza mas fina

taking shots of tequila while i'm in la cantina

sitting in the cantina

a latino con ojos como un chino

downing the tequila

meet a bartender

let me get a round for everyone

jose cuervo

1800

till the bottle's done

sitting in the cantina

a latino con ojos como un chino

downing the tequila

meet a bartender

let me get a round for everyone

and when the bottle's done crack another one

i said i wouldn't drink no more

but this can't be true

cuz it's not even noon and i already had two

one with my menudo

and one during the break

you want me to promise that i won't drink

but that's a promise i can't make

still suffering

hungover from the night before

but the only way to fix it is to drink some more

so did i? but of course what you think?

i'm sitting at the bar infront of beers and i won't drink?

you gotta be kidding me

the buzz is hitting me

got me feeling light-headed

i'm headed to the park with the homey spark

but they had some pisto there tambien

a couple twelve-packs that they jacked

i'm feeling like there ain't no end

cuz everywhere i go there's alcohol till i fall

it's 7 o'clock

but will i make it to last call

hey homey

you vatos gonna be here for a while?

if so i'll see ya

but if not you know where i'll be homey

at the cantina

back in the cantina

sipping my cerveza

it's gonna be the same way as last night holmes

i bet ya

primos and friends from one end to the other end

the wicked wicked wino

is getting drunk again

stumbling

i'm wasted and it shows

and wouldn't be suprised if later on i'm throwing blows

cuz that's the way it goes

and everybody knows

but i'll just relax and go with the flow

bartender i'm ready for another shot and won't stop until i drop

or till somebody calls the cops

my primo picked me up off the floor

and said i think you've a little bit too much to drink