lars attacks!
Singer:mc lars
{were you an employee or are you now?}
a former employee {former employee}
i was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago
i don't know where to start
they'll triangulate on this position really really soon
i landed in the forest in a '94 taurus
two thousand light years from my planet lars horris
mc phoned home but couldn't get a signal
lost on earth with a broken hovercraft
of a reason 4.0 beat that i couldn't finish
still in the game to win it
the cults all say it's true
before i landed in your city and i started melting faces
earth is not my home but i guess i'll stay
i really couldn't find a martian sublet anyway
back with a ginormous space laser on my back
with my finger on the trigger
i came to chew gum and i came to kick raps
but i'm all out of gum so now lars attacks
i came to smash houses and i came to rock tracks
now this block's been demolished so lars attacks
you don't know me from adam
just like a giant octopus i got for your esophagus
i've kicked it with egyptians and i've chilled in a sarcophagus
that was me but i don't regret it
they sold a lot of tabloids now it's out because i said it
because i ate your goldfish
cause i burned your house down
took your cat and sold it
this is hardcore alien hip-hop
watch the milky way collapse like a carl sagan nightmare
stephen hawking's texting me i'm floating like buzz lightyear
got wall-e in my rearview telling me his knees hurt
what?! no we didn't have sex!
wall-e's a robot so we can't have sex!
i came to meet jodi and make contact"