last man standing

come see a living

breathing spectacle

only seen right here

it's your last chance in this lifetime

the line forms at the rear

you won't believe your eyes

your eyes will not believe your ears

get your money out

get ready

step right up

yeah you

come here

you ain't seen nothing like him

he's the last one of the breed

you better hold on to your honey

honeys

don't forget to breathe

enter at your own risk

mister

it might change the way you think

there's no dancers

there's no diamonds

no this boy he don't lip synch

here's the last man standing

step right up

he's the real thing

the last chance of a lifetime

come and see

hear

feel

the real thing

see those real live calloused fingers

wrapped around those guitar strings

kiss the lips where hurt has lingered

it breaks the heart to hear him sing

the songs were more than music they were pictures from the soul

so keep your pseudo-punk

hip-hop

pop-rock junk

and your digital downloads

take your seats now

folks. it's show time. hey

patrick hit the lights

there's something in the air

there's magic in the night

now here's the band

they really play

i'll count the first one in

i don't know where it's going

we all know where it's been