laugh man

did you ever hear the one about. oh

god i love myself

when i've got it on

i know i'll live forever babe

all my fears are gone

then suddenly i'm dying

they turned the laugh track off

i'm drowning in the silence

crucified by coughs

oh

i am the laugh man

half clown and half man

half out and half in

oh mister can't you see?

i'm s'posed to leave you laughing

so why don't you laugh at me?

i started out my starvin'

desperate for money

my belly crackin' dirty jokes

that did not come out funny

my neck stuck out so far

like a gawky giraffe

screamin' on a guillotine

come on